Dear friends,
You are in luck. I have such a fool-proof stock tip for you; can't fail. Ready for it? It's really simple. Start buying what you can in Burt's Bees, Inc.
Why, you ask? Because I can single handedly guarantee you that they are not going out of business anytime soon. Here is the explanation:
I don't know how it happened, I don't understand how it is possible, but I managed to lose 3 tubes of my precious
Lip Balm with Pomegranate Oil this week. A normal person probably would not fret or be adversely affected by this simple predicament... too bad I'm not normal. So after searching high and low for the first misplaced tube, I made what I thought was a
smart purchase at good old Target and got the twin pack. Good thinking, right? One new one and one back up. Would have been wonderful if I hadn't lost #1 from the twin pack within two days. So now I am back where I started in this stupid cycle- one tube to rely on.
So you see, since this chapstick circle of life is bound to continue, I feel confident that I am capable of being solely responsible for the prosperity of Burt's Bees. Okay, now go sell your Apple and AT&T stock since I have been so generous to share this ingenious plan with you. Like I said, you can't fail. You're welcome:)
{Please note silliness and sarcasm in this post. I do not believe I am actually providing you with a worth while investment plan and in fact, have no great understanding of the stock market as a whole.}